people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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