He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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