Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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