wakey wakey hands off snakey
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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