Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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