Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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