Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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