He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I can't turn off my feet"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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