Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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