If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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