How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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