she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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