we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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