i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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