It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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