He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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