and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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