he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Just puked most of my soul out..
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