As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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