Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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