i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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