Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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