would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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