you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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