i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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