I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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