how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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