Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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