Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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