Dual....:-)
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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