I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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