the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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