That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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