I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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