We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Randomize
