forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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