If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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