I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Ketchup is God's man juice
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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