Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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