PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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