I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
