I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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