you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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