I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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