You just made me feel so damn special
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Randomize
