This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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