you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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