Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
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