You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
There r osticjed everywhere
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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