I am in a vortex of obligation.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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