She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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