I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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