Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Randomize
