I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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