Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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